Richard Johnson

Senior Prophecy:

LBJ, Johnson's Wax, and a band-aid firm have joined forces with Richard Johnson.
They call their company Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson.

Senior Will:

I, Richard Johnson, being of corroded mind and body, do solemnly will to my punk brother, Stevie, one used nicotine filter so that in the future he won't have to worry about lung cancer until at least the 10th grade.