Eugene McLaurin

Senior Prophecy:

Three years ago Eugene eloped -- a temptation he couldn't resist.
He just found out the other day, that at home he hasn't been missed.

Senior Will:

I, Eugene McLaurin, being of intelligent mid and beautiful body, do hereby give my last will and testament to Oxford High School. To Oxford High I will the remainder of my SMALL family, in hopes that they will be able to teach them more than what I've taught, mainly about girls. To Mrs. Cerny I will a renewal subscription to "True Love." To Judy "Firebird" Sparks I will my older brother, for she loves him more than I do.